Cowabunga Pizza Time!

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First album by Baltimore based, sewer dwelling, pizza scarfing, round house kicking, bad guy beating party pals Cowabunga Pizza Time!

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released November 7, 2015

Engineered, recorded and mastered by Mike Walls. mixed and produced by Mike Walls, John de Campos and Cowabunga Pizza time!

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Cowabunga Pizza Time! Baltimore, Maryland

Cowabunga Pizza Time is a Baltimore based party rock/metal/punk band. They are a high energy 6 person tidal wave of fun and do all original songs about pizza, ninja stuff, skating, fighting bad guys, partying, pizza, and wearing denim vests. They have opened for such acts as Diarrhea Planet, The Biters, Peelander Zee and The Protomen. ... more

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Track Name: Cold Pizza
Cold pizza in the morning / that's been sitting out all night
Put it in your mouth / and it’s love at first bite
Cold Pizza in the morning / is my favorite treat
Cold Pizza for breakfast is / the best breakfast to eat

Cold pizza in the morning / is my favorite slice
there's nothing like cold pizza / to start your day right
Cold pizza in the morning / put your Wheaties on the shelf
Pizza Wizard says that / pizza's better for your health

Cause its still munchy even though it’s cold. (Cold Pizza)
the temperature don’t matter I'm already sold. (Cold Pizza)
I’m really hungry and I’m ready to go
ready to go / ready to go!

Cause its still crispy with a crunchy crust
Hot sauce on the top, man / that’s a total must
Pizza is the best whether it’s hot or it’s cold
and if theres no mold / it’s ready to go!,

I swear to God, Cold Pizza, there’s just something about you
Cold Pizza I could never live without you

Because you’re always there / you’re just hanging around
When I need the king of leftovers / you're wearing the crown
Hot sauce on the top and, man, / I just can’t stop
I just can’t stop / I just can’t stop!

Yeah I said I’m hungry and I’m ready to go / ready to go / ready to go

Cause its still crispy with a crunchy crust.
Hot sauce on the top, man / that’s a total must
Pizza is the best / whether it’s hot or it’s cold
and if there’s no mold / then let’s go!

Cold Pizza / you’re the only one for me-a / the one with whom I wanna be-a / oh and I can’t wait to eat ya / there’s nothing like you Cold Pizza

Cold Pizza… and warm beer!
Track Name: Wise Man Say (forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza)
I got a need / for crust sauce and cheese
I want a pizza! / Yeah, I want a pizza!

Gonna be delicious / I can't wait to meet ya
I want extra toppings / vegetables and meat-za

Home with my bros / when I pick up the phone
Call the pizza man / he’s gonna follow my command

Skate over to the grate / ‘cause Ii dont wanna have to wait!
So I’m watching the clock / every tic, every toc

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Time’s up! Three bucks off!

Wise man say
forgiveness is divine
but never pay full price for late pizza!

Pepperoni, mozzarella / but I know we can do better
I want smoked gouda / little bit of cheddar

Anchovies, sardines, / a handfull of jellybeans
Extra bacon / eight scoops of ice cream

Pile on some nachos / and some jalepeño poppers
Chicken paprikash / oh my gosh! sriracha sauce

Apples, grapes, and pears / but we’re only halfway there!
Capn Crunch berries / This pizza still ain’t scary

Peanut butter and jelly / m&m’s and milky ways.
mashed potatoes, baked beans / chocolate syrup, seaweed
pickle slices, scrambled eggs / mayonnaise, chicken legs,
raisin bran, crab chips / and don’t forget the garlic dip!

Wise man say
forgiveness is divine
but never pay full price for late pizza!

And when the box arrives / it brings tears to my eyes
Because that pizza / smells so good
And when I take a bite / It takes me to paradise
Just like a ninja’s pizza should

Wise man say
forgiveness is divine
but never pay full price for late pizza!

Wise man say / I’ll never pay full price for late pizza!

Wise man say / Three bucks off
Track Name: I Kill
I kill / I kill / I kill / I kill

I kill bugs / and I kill slugs
Little squishy guys / that crawl around
Are getting stomped / into the ground

I kill baths / and I kill maths
I kill all fractals / charts and graphs
And I don’t do homework / because that’s for jerks

But there’s some things / you shouldn’t kill
Even if you’ve got the skill
Like dogs and cats / and moms and dads

YEAH!

But if you’ve / got the will
There’s other things / that you can kill
Like jerks and work / and the floor and the door
And I don’t care anymore / ::incoherent threats of violence::

I kill silence / and I kill violence
I kill with ninja kicks / I kill with ninja tricks
I’ll do a ninja backflip / Hit you in the dick

I kill rocks / and I kill blocks
If it’s sedimentary / man I don’t care
Igneous is just ignorance

But there’s still things / you shouldn’t kill
Even if you’ve / got the skill
Like pets and friends / and your grandma

YEAH!

But if you’ve / got the will
There’s lots of other things / that you can kill
::incoherent list of bad-guys::

I kill bugs / and I kill slugs
Little squishy guys / that crawl around
Are getting stomped / into the ground

I kill ad nauseam
Track Name: Every Time I Party (I party until the end of time)
(OH YEAH) Sun’s up / and I’m still kinda woozy
I don’t think that I’ve slept since Tuesday

(DAMN) I gotta find my party peeps
but everybody’s still asleep or deep-sixed

I don't care! And do you know why?!

We’re gonna party (PARTY PARTY)
If there’s no party (GNARLY)
We’re still gonna party (PARTY PARTY)
Apocalypse Party (GNARLY)

When the sun has exploded / when the light dies away
When everything’s imploding / time to stand up and say

I’m gonna party all day / I’m gonna party all night
Party when its wrong / and I’ll party when it’s alright

(OW)
It's the post-party-apocalypse
Living room littered / with beer cans and cigarettes

Some Cold Pizza in my gut
and now I’m ready to strut my stuff

(OH YEAH)
And I know you’ve got the strength
We’re gonna party for any length

(SO C'MON)
I’m gonna train you in the ninja way
To party at the end of days

We’ll go there / And do you know why?

‘Cause we’re gonna party (PARTY PARTY)
Even if there’s no party (GNARLY)
We’re still gonna party (PARTY PARTY)
Apocalypse Party (GNARLY)

When the sun is imploding / When the light dies away
When everything's exploding / Gonna stand up and say

I’m gonna Party all day / Party all night
Party when it’s wrong / And I’ll party when it’s alright

Were going out of control
Were going out of control
And I like it / We’ll party till we die

This party’s out of control
This party’s out of control
And we like it / Party ‘til we die

Were going out of control
This party’s out of control
Everything’s out of control

We’re gonna party! (party! party!)
Even if there’s no party (gnarly!)
‘Cause we are the party (party! party!)
And you are the party! (gnarly!)

When the sun is exploding / And it’s time for last call
When everything’s imploding / We’ll out party them all

When the world has been reduced / To a molecular level
Dance upon the particles / With the party devil

(until we’re out of beer)

PARTY FOREVER!!
Track Name: Skate Fight
Skate Fight! Fight Skate!
Skate Fight! Fight Skate!
Skate Fight!
Fight Skate! Skate Fight!

Skate Fight! Fight Skate!
Skate Fight! Fight Skate!
Skate Fight!
Fight Skate! Skate Fight!

You wanna rumble? / Think you’re tough and tumble?
That’s just fine by me / You geek!

If you want double trouble / we’re not humble, man / just wait and you’ll see
your moves got nothing on me / when we

Skate Fight! Fight Skate!
Skate Fight! Fight Skate!
Skate Fight!
Fight Skate! Skate Fight!

Late night / skate fight
trucks right / on sight
all night!
Fight Skate! Skate Fight!

I double-kick-flip / with a rip-and-launch / to knock out all your teeth
‘Cause you’re weak!

I skate and fight / and thrash and grind / with speeds that blind / and make you bleed
you don’t got nothing on me when we Skate Fight!

A roundhouse kick-flip!
A slight of hand-plant!
I’m gonna do a nose-stall on your grave!

Pop-shove it / know you love it / tail-grind down your spine to make you squeal
and it’s real!

Cause when it comes to beefing / on the streets with wheels / you know the deal
We keep it real!
Bad is how you’ll feel!
That’s what you get when you
get into a skate fight / with me!
Track Name: Disguises
I see you in my ears and / I hear you in my eyes
There will be / no disguises tonight / Not tonight (Woah-oh)

Rooftop to rooftop / Uptown and down
Patrol the skyline / and never make a sound

My compass is the wind / The city is in my mind
I am your fear within / Our fates are intertwined

And in a veil of smoke / Vanish without a trace
But when the time is right / Stab you in your face

Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas hit hard

And fade away

I feel you in my brain
I’m invisible and unexplained
and I can change my face
disguised, tonight, tonight (Woah-oh)

Shadow to shadow / Travel through the black
And by shrunken starlight / Launch a secret attack

I am the falling leaf / I am the crushing stone
I am the air you breath / I am inside your bones

And in a veil of smoke / Fade away without a trace
But when the time is right / Smash your brains to paste

Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas hit hard

And fade away

Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas vanish
Ninjas strike/ninjas hit hard

And fade away
Track Name: Denim Til' Death
No fear in our hearts / No sleeves on our arms
Badges of metal / Patches of pride

The Denim
THE DENIM

The wind is blowing / 'pon the ice and snow
The sun has sunken / toward the demons low!
We don our party armor / face the night
The Denim ‘til Death / The Denim ‘til Death
The Denim ‘til Death / The Denim ‘til Death

No beast can harm us / No blade can cut
Our denim stronger / Than an oath of blood
The dragon’s fire / and the demon’s breath
The Denim ‘til Death / The Denim ‘til Death

And know we will never die
Because the denim gives us life

No fear in our hearts / No sleeves on our arms
No vinyl nor pleather
The Denim 'til Death! / The Denim 'til Death!

Badges of metal / Patches of pride
Festooned / with embroidered runes
The Denim 'til Death! / The Denim 'til Death!
The Denim 'til Death! / The Denim 'til Death!

And know we will never die
Because the denim gives us life

No fear in our hearts / No sleeves on our arms
No vinyl nor pleather
The Denim 'til Death! / The Denim 'til Death!

No fear in our hearts / No sleeves on our arms
Badges of metal / Patches of pride

The Denim
THE DENIM
Track Name: We Ride
We ride tonight / We ride tonight/
Making sure everything is alright / When we ride tonight
We ride tonight / We ride tonight/
Probably gonna get in a fight /we ride tonight

Everybody in the Party Wagon / We’re rollin’ to the streets!
And if we see any thugs or robots / they're gonna get the beat
With our feet! / and our hands! / because we're ninjas man!

We ride tonight / We ride tonight /
Probably gonna pick a few fights / When we ride tonight
We ride tonight / We ride tonight /
fight with honor, party all night / When we ride tonight

We party in the back / And we party in the front
We party on the roof / with our manhole cover gun
With our gun / got a gun / we got a manhole cover gun!

If you wanna party with us / just bring a pizza pie
But if you wanna get a gnarly beat down / than be an evil ninja guy
Cause you'll die / every time / we got a manhole cover gun!

We ride tonight! / we ride tonight! / We ride tonight!
Humans wearing denim / Human power!
Track Name: Never Give Up
Never give up / And never say die
Because where there's a will there's a way
And you've got to try

And if that's all you’ve got / Man, that's all you need
Because all your friends are here and we belieeeeeeeeeeve

That’s why we never give up
And we never say die
Cause where there's a will there’s a way
and we’ll always try

We never give up
And we never back down
We dig our heels in / We grit our teeth
And we stand our ground

I used to think
that I wasn’t enough
and if couldn’t make it on my own
I might as well give up

but then i realized
the truth of what i have
my of my friends always with me
if i remember what they said
when they said;

We are here / so have no fear
We’ll always be beside you
feel our power inside of you
All our fists raised in the air
Are always with you everywhere

And you’ll never be alone
And it’s one-for-all-for-one!

Sometimes we fall / but man you gotta get up
Pick yourself up off of the ground
Don’t let it break you / just shake it off

Fight back against it
And remember what you know is true;
The strength you find inside your friends
is the power that they find in you

so look inside yourself
and when your fear is all you find
and the strength of your convictions
have been locked inside your mind
Don’t fall down to your anger and
Don’t hold on to your fear
remember what we told you
just remember that we’re here

Because this is our pride
If life’s a party it’s a battle / so let your flag fly
Arm in arm with our brothers and our sisters for all time
Nevergonnastopwe’renevergonnaquit

We never give up!
And we never back down
Face first! Full blast!
'Til we’re six feet underground

We never give up
We never turn our backs
when the going gets tough we GO
and thats a fact

Never give up!
NEVER SAY DIE!
keep the fury in your heart
And the fire in your eyes
Never give up
Never say die

So never give up / And never say day
But sometimes brothers and sister / what you have to say is
Goodbye

But we’re not giving up / And we’re not going home
We’re just going to the bar / and we hope to see you
At our next show

I love being a human.